Texting the bae like
Texting the bae like
OH MY GOD
but imagine if we had tiny little dragons
the size of puppies
and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute
the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad
I WILL REBLOG THIS BEAUTIFUL GODDAMN PICTURE EVERY SINGLE TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASHBOARD
FFS even Voldemort looks sexy here.
I need help.
RDJ is 5’ 8½”
Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time
Chris (6’ 0½”)
I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.
always reblog rdj in his hooker heels
Domestic AUs are good but domestic AUs with dorky children are great
Whether you like him or not? We should all applaud the sass. Bullying isn’t cool and cancer isn’t a joke nor something you should wish on anyone.
the ‘kluvyabye’ is the best part
my favourite person on the planet being the sassiest shit
Avengers: Age of Ultron Comic Con 2014 Posters
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
i won’t let this meme die
If you don’t have Iron Man cutting your blog in half then you’re automatically a member of hydra
My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
YOU DONT CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE BAND MEMBER OKAY THEY CHOOSE YOU LIKE U CANT HELP THAT YOU LIKE THAT ONE CERTAIN MEMBER JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE IT JUST HAPPENS AND U CAN’T DO SHIT ABOUT IT THIS IS BOTH FRUSTRATING AND SOMEWHAT NICE
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
YOU CAN’T JUST GO TO SPACE. YOU NEED A ROCKET SHIP. DO YOU HAVE A ROCKET SHIP, POTTER?